yaoifight:
This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
(via homoerotic-fan)
teafortuna:
Wait but guys what if Darkleer is actually a lactose intolerant wimp
walkingbushie:
MEENAH: our team had no cool buoys at all
gee i see people drawing baby ancestors like dualscar and darkleer looking cool, but come on its obvious they are going to be huge dorks like duelscar and dorkleer!!!!
ninzo:
Upd8 artz by me what is going on!?
But DAMN alfa Zahhak, you hit my moe for ponytails so hard…
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